What to Expect with Me

A Note to Potential Suitors

I believe in being transparent with the services I offer to clients upfront so that they can make an informed decision as to whether or not they'd like to see me.

YMMV means I don't promise everything on this list when you come to meet me, as our chemistry mainly determines how I act in the bedroom. I have certain things I like to keep for my private life as to not completely drain my sexual energy, and other things I will NEVER consider doing. EVER.

I am known to provide a sensual GFE/PSE experience for my clients. That being said, I am NOT a blow-up doll, so do not expect to treat me like one! I am a human, just like you, with emotions, and deserve to be treated with respect, and treated as a LADY. I like to get to know my clients a little over a glass of water or even a joint/bong combo, and what their needs are while they're with me. Each experience is never the same, and I want to ensure that you leave my presence rejuvenated and most importantly, happy. I believe that happiness is one of the core pillars of Life, and if we can't have that, we are truly robbed of our experience on this planet.

PLEASE NOTE: The services listed will ALWAYS be performed at MY discretion, hence YMMV (Your Milage May Vary). If I do not feel comfortable offering you a service for whatever reason and you are dissatisfied, you are more than welcome to leave or ask me to leave, however you will not be refunded. I've yet to have a lackluster experience published about me, and I guarantee you are in great hands.

However, if I am met with ANY aggression in the case you choose to end our time together, verbal or otherwise, I will not hesitate to call the police. My safety is paramount, and as a survivor of domestic abuse, I will not tolerate it.

My restrictions are also NOT negotiable. Do not attempt to bribe or offer me additional incentives in order to get something off of my restrictions. It will result in a prompt block & you being blacklisted. Besides, wouldn't you rather see a provider who does things that she also gets excited by? 😉

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Safety is my #1 important goal. It is important for my clients to know that I am 100% disease free, and have never caught anything in my life and I intend to keep it that way.

I ensure I receive monthly full panel STD/STI testing and bi-weekly HIV tests to not only keep myself safe, but to also protect my clients. I also encourage ALL my clients to get regular testing at least every 3 months if you are seeing service providers like myself. Our health is important.

On that note, please do not EVER ask me for uncovered intimacy where it matters most. I take the absolute HIGHEST OFFENCE to this, and if you dare to do this, you will be met with a barrage of deplorable verbal insults and promptly blocked & blacklisted.

This is a promise. Let me make that CLEAR.

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